me: ok, the web address is http, um colon, um backslash-backslash...
S: that's forwardslash.
me: no, it's not.
S: yes, it is. walks over to computer to point out how the slashes are slanting forward.
me: WHATEVER! I can call them whatever I want. Same difference.
S: calling them whatever you want makes you sound retarded.
me: oh yeah? Well, you are retarded.
me: so there.