See, I knew there was a reason for all of this

I am in love with the blogging world. This is where I have found my sisters, the women who truly understand me. I get them.

I am on the computer most of the day. Wait, that sounds bad. But, it's true. Luckily, right now my baby is at the delicate age where she needs sleep more than anything, and I am happy to oblige. I don't know what I will do when she gets older. You may have to remove the computer from my house, lest my child become malnourished and raised by the Wiggles and Barney, God forbid.

The computer and the people I find on it are the closest things to friends I have. Don't get me wrong, I have human friends (really I swear), but none of them have children and none of them even want children. So, it makes getting together slightly difficult. One friend actually wondered why I couldn't just leave the baby sleeping while we ran across the road to Taco Bell. What? Are you kidding? Her argument was that the baby wouldn't wake up and we'd only be gone for like 15 minutes. All I can say is, thank God she hasn't reproduced. Can you imagine?

So, dear blogging sisters, this is why you are all so dear to me. I know you will never try and talk me into leaving my precious for the glory that is a bean burrito for $0.99 (side note: my spell checker just recommended purity for burrito...hmmm).