I hope you can read Emmie's shirt here. If not it says, "if I'm not sleeping, nobody's sleeping."
Lexie never cried hard. She had this soft little whimper I could just pick up over the intercom at 2 in the morning. I loved it. She also never completely woke up, would just gulp her meal and drift back to the land of Nod.
Emmie, the complete opposite. Screams loud enough to wake the dead. And after gulping down her 8 ounce bottle (!), does she fall gently back to sleep? No, she gurgles and coos for about two hours, making damn sure the entire household is awake. Lovely.
So, we totally thought this t-shirt (a hand-me-down from Lexie, no less) was appropriate.