I was just reading some of my archived posts. You know, I used to be kinda funny. What the hell happened? This blog sure went to shit, don't you think? Is my life that mundane that I can't possibly find anything of humor to write about?
Sure, the toilet re-creating a scene from Titanic made for a chuckle, but where's the heart in that post? Do I really think you all care about me having to wade down the hallway? Could this all be because I am menstruating and suffering from the worst cramps ever and ever, amen?
I've thought this over and realized that nope, my life hasn't been very funny lately. It's been, dare I say it, pretty much normal. What gives? I think it's me. I used to laugh at everything. Now, with little to no sleep and two screaming brats...er, I mean kids, there isn't much to laugh at. And it's making my writing crap.
I'm not saying I was ever that great of a writer. But, I got a point across, and I like to think that point was filled with a laugh or two.
I promise you, my loyal readers, I promise to insert some funny into this here little blog.