- none of my shorts fit. Seriously, I am walking around in a pair of jean shorts zipped maybe half of the way up. And here I was all excited about the sun coming back to California.
- The older your child gets and the more variety of food she eats means the stinkier her poop is. Goodness me!
- If you forget to feed your guinea pig for one day, he will bite you when you reach into his cage for his food bowl.
- Every time I clean the bowl of my beta fish (which is basically a decorative living thing), he tries to commit suicide by jumping. Every. Single. Time.
- Thinking about doing the dishes doesn't get them done.
- The same thing goes for the bed getting made.
- Don't leave your water glass within reach of the baby, or you will find crackers floating in it.
- Did you know Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper have prunes in them? Yeah, it never really mattered to me either until yesterday when I drank like 7 of them. I don't think I need to share the details of that adventure with you.
- But I will share with you the wisdom of buying quality toilet paper.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Huh?
Some observations made by yours truly today :
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What I thought of your observations...
none of my shorts fit -- They are not supposed to. You are due to have a baby pretty soon.
more variety of food she eats means the stinkier her poop is -- Uhh, maybe Alyssa can stay on baby food until she is potty trained.
Thinking about doing the dishes doesn't get them done -- It doesn't?!? DAMN
Don't leave your water glass within reach of the baby -- Mine will knock it off the table and I will have a wet floor and a wet baby.
Dr. Pepper and Diet Dr. Pepper have prunes in them -- I didn't know about this, but I don't like either, so not a problem here, so sorry for your "problem"
:)
Uhh, yeah, I was hoping we could kind of put summer on hold this year. None of my clothes fit and I'm not even pregnant anymore, so I have no excuse. My big plans to get back to my pre-pregnancy rock-hard body (ha ha) have yet to yield any results.
I type this as I have a Dr. Pepper and two Girl Scout cookies sitting about seven inches away from me. Weird that I haven't lost any weight.
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